I Love E-Cards.

Hallmark can only get you so far in today's society.  I know they have some rockin' cards, but not the snarky, sarcastic, and slightly zombie themed cards I'd like to send people.  So I've switched to e-cards.  Here's some of my favorites so far:

  I feel this way about specific people all the time....

Enough said....

For you, my darling Ruby. :)

That's how I feel most days...

Just saying.

Especially these retards... 

Now, there are rare occasions when I find a totally awesome and epic card that is actually a card that can be physically given to someone or snail mailed to them.  Like this one I just sent to my baby-making brother and lovely sister-in-law:



I found this amazing card on Esty.com in one of my favorite stores.  I LOVE it!!!  And the lady who makes has an amazing sense of humor that goes perfectly with my family's.  :P 

I tend to find cool and funny things all over.  Like this wonderfully mis-labeled thing in Target the other day that made me think of a certain special computer friend of mine:

I love when I notice things like that.  :P  It's great.  And I can post it on my lovely blog so it brings joy to others!  Yay! 

OH!!  I've had a request from a reader and fellow blogger to post a picture of the prize owl I'm giving as a gift to the individual who guessed my name.  It's had  lot more work done on it since I took this (it's almost done now) but I thought I'd post it anyways.  :)

If you don't like it, Stephen, let me know and I'll do it a different way.  :)

Scooter Out.

RESPONSE!!!

This is my response to (25) "Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse" Friday from this blog!!!

That is all.

Scooter Out.

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

I like horses.  I like them a lot.  But when it came to my attention that there are lots of jokes floating around about Sarah Jessica Parker looking like a horse, I had to do a little research of my own.

Here are my results:

This argument is valid...

This one even more so...

I think my childhood just took an arrow to the knee...

Well, there you have it, folks.  Not only does Sarah Jessica Parker look like a horse, she also resembles the cowardly lion!  Poor horse..... Poor lion.....

Scooter Out.