Things I Want To Say To My Lead Tuesday!!

Well, guys, I have an update on life!!  I moved to a new department at work.  So my old bitch lead is no longer my lead!  BUT in keeping with Things I Want To Say To My Lead Tuesdays, I will still be posting multiple things that I want to say to my lead.  I'll tell you if I'm talking about my old lead or my new one.  So far my new lead has been sweet, but we'll see..

This is all for my old lead!!

• You, my dear, are a great big bitch.
• Did you know that wearing that dress makes your body look like two hogs fighting in a blanket?
• Sneeze on me again, and I swear I'll punch you right in the throat.
• Put your fucking shoes on!!  I don't want to smell your feet!
• Thanks for finally showing up to work... Half an hour late. 
• I love that you can dish out your bitch-ass-ness, but you run off and snitch to the Big Man when somebody is rude to you.  Snitch.
• Your breath stinks.
• It's so nice to know that I'm required to be to work on time, but you're not.
• Your bedside manner is that of constipated crocodile with a toothache.
• I have an idea!!  Click your heels 3 times... And go to hell.  Straight to hell.
• GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE!!  If I'm not allowed to stay on a personal call for 45 minutes, then neither are you.
• Do you realize that while you've been socializing, I've been doing your job by answering 23 questions dished out by the new people you're supposed to be training?
• Your voice is like nails on a chalkboard... Actually... I think that might sound more pleasant than your voice.
• Fuck you.  Fuck you right in the ear.  With a double-edged sword.
• If I ask nicely, will you go kill yourself?
• GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM MY FACEEEE!!!!
• Yes, I use military time.  I also realize that the clock doesn't have the numbers 13-42 on it.  You know what else I've realized?  You're fucking ignorant.

I think I'm going to save the rest of what I have so I can span it out over the course of this blog.

Scooter Out.