Good morrow, ladies and gents! I must say, this is quite the development! Or shall I say that I am quite the development? Not even nine months ago I didn't exist. Now just look at my wondrous achievements! I'm yet 3 days old and blogging! By, George, I do believe that may be a new global record!
I must say, life outside the placenta is quite different than in the belly of my mother. For one, there is much more room out here and it's not quite so dark. But I daresay, these poking apparatuses they call "needles" leave something to be desired. I do believe they've been the most unpleasant things I've experienced thus far.
I must comment about these odd creatures I have begun to know as "adults". Namely, "mommy" and "daddy". They speak some obscure language I do not understand, and when I try to communicate using my native tongue, they refer to it as "crying" or "babble". I really do hope they learn my language soon. This lack of communication is getting tiresome.
I do believe this life outside the womb is going to be if nothing else interesting. I shall continue to give reports regarding my further discoveries.
Sincerely,
Sir Jaxon Scott
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